Shocker...

Wow...

This week has been such a shocker. What a week for Hollywood right?
This'll be short because I'm getting ready for prom ...

RIP Michael Jackson
RIP Farrah Fawcett

Condolences to the families.

Peace& Love
Johanna
xx

Leaving.

Well ...

Have you ever felt so happy about something you actually forget that something bad is coming ... I supposed you could say the end of GCSEs is a bit like that. I mean great, I'm free. It's over. But there are people that are moving on; although it's selfish to say it, I don't want them to. I want them to stay exactly where we are, because if they do things won't change and we can continue being friends. I told you, selfish. Deep down I know I've got to let go, there will be new friends; new pictures; new wacky quotes; new catchphrases; new sexy dances ... so why do we keep hold of the old when there is always something new - I mean I throw away an iPod every year for a new one - but this time, we can't be completely certain new will definitely be better; you have to remind yourself over and over again ...

"Move on, nobody cares"

Peace&Love

Johanna

xx  

Jobs, Money&Macbooks *♥*

Alllrrriighht :P

So today I was thinking that I may have to treat myself to a laptop when I start my job ... but not just any laptop, one that shows my class, money and intellect - a dodgy second hand one? no. I'm going for the Macbook ... yepp, I know you gasped in horror; how can she afford one? Well;

£8.23 an hour + 20 hours a week = macbook in no time

Or failing that I'd just get a Dell; if you guys are nice you'd root for the Macbook. I know I am! I wanted the Macbook Pro, but like I could afford that with all the add-ons I want. No, how you say - impossible ... unless I sold my body ;) I'm thinking not.
Just found out the price, £822, can you say ouch? Oh well, it's that and a TV I want ... however I also want a car. Guess I'll have to find a cheapo one, because studies (and you internet people) come first ... plus I won't have to pay monthly for the Macbook!

I have one more exam left, and that's Science ... I had module ten today; it was hellish. Have you ever been in a situation where you look at paper and panicked because you don't know anything? Well it was like this today, luckily I took a breath and calm down; realised I did know it after all and cracked on! :) The Power Of Oxygen!

Listening to: Lady GaGa - Paparazzi

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx

Blip.fm

Political Issues&A Birthday :L

Good'ay all .x

So I have become one of those people who is very interested in politics for all the wrong reasons ... there are just so many reasons for being completely embarrassed by our government. One of them is we've allowed ourselves to become so wound up about the MP expenses that we have voted for the BNP and allowed them to gain seats. Now I'm not saying that I'm not angry that the tax I pay is going on somebodies iPod or 'broken' camera ... but I will be so much more angry if my Grandma is forced to leave England. The BNP are racist, homophobic; no doubt sexist, yet our clouded judgement has let them in.
As for the MP expenses, if I ever get the chance, I will go to court and ask that everybody who pays tax (excluding people on unworking benefits, young children, non working adults, gypsies etc.) gets an iPod and a Camera funded by the MPs themselves ... I know harsh, but that's minimal compared to what they got out of us!!! Somebody should make a petition ... maybe I will, then I'll post it on here! :)

On a happier, less angry note ... it's my Mum's 39th tomorrow and I'm not sure whether she's happy about it or not but she's not in a bad mood so I am thankful! We got her an iPod Nano Chromatic and a Pink [Breast Cancer] Filofax but shhhh don't tell her :D

BTW, it's still acceptable to say 'Swine Flu' after someones sneezed ...

Listening to: What A Catch, Donnie - Fall Out Boy (Awesome Cameos in this)

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx

Blip.fm & Twitter

Happy Fathers Day! :)

So I discovered Blip! :) which is an awesome website which lets you DJ your own station! I have it linked to my twitter, so whenever I play a new song it twitters it ... remember to follow me!

This was a very short blog ... sorry it took so long, but I've been revising for maths! :D

Peace& Love
Johanna
xx

Isle Of Wight Festival

Morning Bloggers! :)

So an important subject today ... THE ISLE OF WIGHT FESTIVAL!! So I wasn't there, but I sure wish I was ... my Dad went though (I know, it's sad that he has more of a life than I do!)
I'd been past the field where it is held, and I saw it being set-up and everything! I just count my lucky stars I live near it, because next year I'm gonna want to camp, but also I may want to go home and shower properly or use a decent toilet!! :D
Tickets usually go on sale at the end of the year, before the line-up is announced, so if you wanna come with start saving; it's £145 camping ... (meg I'm looking at you!)

I'm going to enter all the win VIP ticket competitions, because my Dad has won twice in a row! Here's hoping right ... I might have to get my Dad to claim them (the whole under 18 thing pops up again) - but I actually think he wants me to go, so YAY!!
Only a short blog today (I know you're all thinking "Thank God") :P

Listening to: Enter Shikari - Juggernauts

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx

BNP need castrating & ten other pointless thoughts ...

... okay so as of tomorrow normal blogging will continue however, till then, here is an interestingly weird list of my thoughts ...

1. The BNP need to be castrated and then locked in a room with a load of mixed race and asian people.
2. When parents claim they know everything, get on the internet and spurt strange but interesting facts at them.
3. The thought of England is enough to make anyone pass out.
   
4. I need to do the Davina video, otherwise I may get flabby and fat in one day!
5. Chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck - isn't Zachary Levi the cutest?
6. Why are chocolate bars, chocolate bars, when they are usually chocolate covered bars?!
7. mmm, sushi ...
8. If the world ate Sushi, we'd all be healthy ... and the fish would run out faster.
9. If I don't facebook fast, I'm gonna look like an idiot!
10. Everyone should twitter, it's the perfect stalker website! :D

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx

To My Fellow Geography Crew ... A Special Thank You

Thanks guys for making Geography more bearable.

Alice - I'm not sure how we became friends ... but trust me I probably would have had to listen without you, for that I'll be eternally grateful.
Charlie - It's gotta be your laugh. You make the classroom a funnier place, especially when you rip the shit out of Mazza. Who knew that we'd still be friends 11 years on! I have to count my lucky stars I got into Hawthorns!
Emily - For laughing when it's inappropriate, and going along with the stupidest things. And for the record I'm cool with you about the Conor Giles thing. :)
Gaby - Because actually you're not that much of a geek, but we needed someone in our little group who had brains enough for all ... that was you!
Meg - Coz lets face it, you&me are complete nutters, and I'm sad it took me 5 whole years to meet you properly. I promise when I go to the IoW fest next year, you can come with me!
Jo - I've known you since Hawthorns, and I never thought you'd be a rebel, I thought you'd turn out one of those smart-arse people. I'm glad your just naturally smart, and care little about work. It makes you great ... it's been fun knowing these 11 years bub. :D

To those who are moving, I'm gonna miss you ... especially those who I've known for a long time. Trust me my life is not going to be the same without you.

Geography Crew FTW!

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx

Losing Weight&Prom ♥

Good Morning .. x

It's so early, but it seems these days I can't get up when I have exams, but get up when I don't have them. How annoying. Just means I can't have a lie-in. :(

So I'm trying to lose weight for prom, and I have three weeks ... so extreme dieting and exercising for me! Or ... just ... the Davina video and cutting down on my food intake! I could always just eat Sushi, which is my new favourite food; low in fat, high in flavour!!! I think I'd make a good Japanese person, anyone agree? Although Sushi has raw fish in it, there's something called Sashimi which is just raw fish served with a dipping sauce ... gross.

Now, I'm doing all this to lose weight for prom, and I know it might seem superficial, but I've always been the short chubby kid ... and this hasn't changed. At all. I just want this night to be different, and although it probably won't be, I can at least try. Hey! It's not like I'm having surgery though! (I can't afford that! :D)

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx

Sunshine the Camper ~ *

Good Morning! :)

My Dad sent me pictures of his camper van yesterday, so I decided I'd uploaded the pics for you to see:

The top picture is the front after it's all been finished.
The middle picture is in post production.
And the bottom picture is the interior.


Short thoughts today. Geography & Business tomorrow ... wish me luck.

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx

Chuck&Rosy The Chicken (Y)

Evening Bloggers & Blogees! :D

Well I say evening, it's like 22:30 so that's a lie. So because it's the weekend I have no new exam news... but I know you're sick of that so instead I'll talk about something close to my heart ... TV!

I found a show called Chuck ... and I LOVE IT! I'd heard of it before but I'd never really watched it; now I'm hooked.

So it's basically about this guy whose had government secrets downloaded to his brain, so they hire him. Only he kinda sucks at being a secret agent, which makes it all the more humorous!

I've ordered Season 1 on DVD but Season 2 hasn't even been seen in England yet so I can't wait for Tuesday, the best thing is that Chuck plays when during Bones re-run seasons, which is perfect!

While I mourn over Bones I have Chuck to cheer me up!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ....

Now CHICKENS! Okay, we got a new chicken today, her name is Rosy and she's the little brown chicken, she's so enquisitive not jumpy or anything she's a full on 'get in there' chicken! The little white chicken is Hetty, she was picked by my step-mum Jenny from a cage. She was the lowest in the pecking order, so when we first got her she was jumpy and would cry forever; she's gt a lot better.

We have another chicken called Bibby, I couldn't get a picture of her 'cause she's sitting on eggs, she's really broody!!

Tomorrow we're getting a new chicken called Sassy, apparently she's an orangey colour. I'll get a picture of her when I can!

We now have a total of four chickens. Here's a run down of our chickens so far:

we've got three now, one coming, two dead, two cockerel's (we had to give those back) ... so that's a grand total of 8 chickens. Cool.

Peace&Love

Johanna

xx

English Is Over ... (R)

Score one for us GCSE lot :O ... :D!!!

It feels like a weight has been lifted ... and I want it to stay that way. I've never gone this long without feeling nausea; even as I discuss this I start to get that familiar (i'm gonna hurl) feeling. Yes, apparently I cannot, not feel nauseous ... sad times :(
On a more positive note ... tomorrow I have an exam that I have no need to revise for because they put in me in the foundation group (which I have been passing - well as much as possible in a foundation class) so I haven't had to work these past two years ... I mean please, when I sit in the back of the class not talking and getting full marks, it's generally a sign I could do better!
Mrs Terry really pisses me off ...

Anyhow! I want to take this time to discuss Bones! Especially Season 5 Bones ... yes, I do mean SPOILERS!! So Booth believes his dream, he thinks he and Brennan had sex :O oh the horror and the comedy ... I will mostly be looking forward to the reaction to that talk. :) Can you say 'awkward'?

Glad English is over, glad that next week I only have to go in for one day ... glad that on the 1st July I start work ... if I were religious, I'd be thanking some pretty awesome God right now! Bbuutt I'm not, and so I'll have to settle for thanking my friends for making me who I am, and having NO FAITH IN ME! THANKS GUYS >:( ... just kidding <3

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx

School***

Afternoon :)

I'm actually writing this in school today ... I'm in for 4th and 5th period at least. I feel like I should go to Maths, but I'm going tomorrow and I feel like I should go to English but it's study leave and I'm stressed enough without her.

I have English and Science exams tomorrow, I'm sooo worried about them. They're both writing exams, and I know that I suck when it comes to writing enough for English ... but I can't cock up.

I'm in the Library, so you should think of me, I should be revising; I have to keep hiding the page when she's walking behind me. Nosy cow, I absolutely hate the new librarian except for the fact she lets us use our iPods. Score :)

So I started a new book today, 'Wuthering Heights' and it took a while but it's finally getting good. It's hard to read, but I like a challenge ... it's not nearly as hard as 'Great Expectations'.

My favourite book is still 'To Kill a Mockingbird', I hope to read it again after the exams are over.

So I'm outta here. :D

Peace&Love
Johanna

xx

New Moon

I found this and I just had to share it with you! Watch out for:

• Ashley Greene's hair (not a wig anymore)
• Nikki Reed's hair (now a wig ... i think)
• Taylor Lautner (Topless ... possibly the only reason to watch this video if you don't like twilight. But that's not true now, is it?)

Taking the Government&The MTV Movie Awards .. x

G'day all :)

It's gotta be the sun that's making me feel really good ... i love it! It's amazing, and it's all hot and lovely and 27° and all :) I have obviously not been away enough, I need more rays :D
So I apologise for not writing anything yesterday, I had my Maths exam. It was okay, wasn't brilliant but afterwards I was revising really hard for English, which I had this morning.

English in the morning doesn't make you feel good, it makes you feel panicky and horrible, which I did; I got in there I did it and I (hopefully!) wrote enough. 4 pages for section A and 3 pages for section B. Mrs Allison should be proud because usually I can only right one side for English. I had a hand cramp the whole way through the exam, but if I got a decent mark it'll be totally worth it ... otherwise I'm suing the Government for lack of motor skills :L (I could probably take them on you know)

I also had Geography you know. And it was on the Isle of Wight ... I practically live there! How awesome, it's like cheating but not. :D I think I might go to Newport this week and gloat about how well I did. I bet the people who live on the isle of wight did better ... anywho onto The MTV Awards.

Pissed myself laughing, seriously whenever Twilight was nominated they won ... an unstoppable force. And that New Moon trailer, wwwoooww isn't Taylor Lautner georgous, seriously good move putting him in the movie topless, they should have it so he never walks around in a shirt. :)
Jim Carey's speech was jokes with his "there wouldn't be a swine flu if we treated the pigs better," - lol. I loved it ...
Go Kristen Stewart for wearing converses with her dress instead of 5 inch heels, but did you see the height difference between her and Ashley Greene when they won the Best Movie award. I think she doesn't cope well with crowds, oh well. If you haven't seen it, you've got to because the highlight of that Awards show was Sacha Baron Cohen crash landing on Eminem and - him failing to see the funny side of it - storming out of the ceremony. Laughs all round then? Jeez you'd think he would have a sense of humour, eh?

Peace&Love
Johanna
xx